Overhead in an Irish Pub in a Southeastern City on a Friday Night

The smell of mussells and cigar smoke wafting through the air...

Irish boy: (in lyrical Irish brogue talking to an American boy) Do you know what the difference is between American and Irish girls?

American boy: No, what?

Irish boy: Well, with American girls you can meet them at a bar one night, take them home, and go all the way. But not with Irish girls. With Irish girls you have to meet their families and all that shit.

American boy: That's cool.

Irish boy: (emphatically) No it's not!