Wonderings and Musings

I wonder why it smells like falafels in my office today.

I wonder why anyone would want to eat Dominos new Oreo pizza. I love Oreos and I love pizza, but the commercial for this concotion has totally turned me off to the idea of merging these two elements. I can only picture how the younger actor got his bad teenage Oreo mustache and the older actor got his full Oreo beard. Ewww!

I wonder why it has become acceptable for a politician running for office to openly sanction murder -and I quote the commerical: "My opponent wants to see terrorists in the courtroom, I want to see them in the cemetery." To me this totally contradicts the foundation of our supposedly just and democratic society that believes a man is presumed innocent until proven guilty. Who has decided that this hypothetical person even is a terrorist?

I wonder why my dog is suddenly terrified of the ceiling fan and barks at the pumpkin I brought home.

I wonder why the priest Foley has accused of molesting him doesn't think there's anything wrong with giving naked massages in the sauna to teenage altar boys.

I wonder if Keith Richards and John Mayer are good in bed. Something about the way they play the guitar.

I wonder who killed Danny Bodaduce on CSI. Did they ever resolve that mystery?

I wonder why I waste time wondering about this stuff. I should have better things to do.