Devil's Advocate

I see that Pee Wee Herman is making a comeback.

Oh, really?

Tell me again, what exactly did he do to get into so much trouble?

You remember, he was caught at a movie theater jacking off.

Well, what kind of theater was is after all? Was it a regular theater, or a porn theater?

I think it was a porn theater.

Doesn't seem like that much of a crime.

Well, what if a guy wants to take his date to the movies and they have to deal with some guy masturbating next to them?

What?!?

Look, I'm just playing devil's advocate.

(Laughs) Sure, I can hear it now "Mr. Sleazy Movie Theater Manager, all I want is for me and my girlfriend to enjoy a good porn flick without people engaging in sexual acts around us. Is that too much to ask?